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Mangoes
Author: tantan on July 07 2008
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--> Mangoes are really slimy, I'm not sure whether I like them or not.
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a great fresh tomato is truly one of the most wonderful fruits. My mom used to grow some in the garden when we lived in California. We'd just slice em up, add a dash of salt and... mouth waters just thinking about it.

Where's umami?

I know he is in love with durian

he's obsessed with it

i had to google mango to remember what they are. i'm not sure if i've ever eaten one.

durian smells like doody

but it isn't bad

i was a fun in the 80s of Durian Durian

er, I was a fan, that is

you were a funboy
i recently ate a bunch of mango skin

nothing happened

that means conclusively that i can eat poison ivy, and so can you

mmm mangoes. it's winter here so mangoes are very pricey, but last summer they were so awesome. and dragonfruit too, that is too unknown

how to cut a mango

also, pretend for a second that i misunderstood the post, and posted this instead:
yeah, he's slimey, but strangely alluring...

jdg said: "whats the first best fruit?"


a juicy labia with a side of clit

i need a video on how to buy a mango

astroid said: "i recently ate a bunch of mango skin

nothing happened

that means conclusively that i can eat poison ivy, and so can you"


OK the next step is to wipe the slimy side of a mango skin all over your genital region, then monitor for itchy rashes.

If no itchy rashes occur (other than the regularly scheduled ones) then you are ready for the "poison oak anus test".

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