Guy steals my date at a club, I get revenge.
Author: HeavySausage on August 06 2008
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--> I went on a second date with this girl I was really starting to like. Little did I know that she would end up running off with another guy that night! I painfully watched in shock and disbelief as they left this Hollywood club together, hand in hand. In the following days, both parties proceeded to bombard me with apologies via myspace and text messages. Armed with all this great content, I converted their pleas to synthesized speech, and the song Red Flags was born. What you hear is what they said (with actual testimony from club witnesses and some phallic references thrown in for good measure).

Check out the website I put up for the song, and story. Let me know what you think.

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astroid said: "LOL

bar sinister

haha"

whatev.. i've seen the photos of you dressed like the penguin at bar sinister.


From deep in the vault, I've dragged a techno track I made in 1998 with ReBirth on a Mac, over which I dubbed recordings of two separate women dumping me within a span of several weeks, and both via voicemail. It wasn't in Los Angeles though, it was in San Francisco. And the dumping was very polite, more along the lines of the "Sorry it took so long to return your call, I don't have any time this week, sorry, let's chat next week..." variety.

I hesitate to post it, because I'm certain I couldn't clear the rights to it. But, what the hey, I'm feeling evil, so here it is: link

I will pull that file soon, so enjoy it while you can.

Okay, so yeah...Bar Sinister...the damn LA goth scene is such a total drama factory. And Bar Sinister is where the older kids go to pretend they're less drama than the Perversion crowd, when they're actually worse.

And, do you realize that, when your girl leaves the club with another dude, that YOU would probably be the one getting made fun of rather than the people who both got laid at your expense that night?

Just an observation.

why the British accents in LA? Both your friends from UK?

hahaaaaaaa.
enjoyed this a lot.


damn, just noticed thats a remix not the classic original.


this blog reminded me of a track i made with an answer phone message.
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summer 2000: one of my flatmates phoned up to let us know he had picked "thousands of mushrooms"
the entire message is funnier, but i lost it.

i used to put this on at parties to piss him off.
happy days.

monty: hahaha, greatness!

they were good mushrooms. 8)

yay for schrooms!!

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