LA, California, USA
a FAQ for ariel\'s dogs
q: where does gordon like to poop?
a: he is very picky about where he likes to poop. he tends to choose a different area everytime, about a mile away from the house on a walk. sometimes the person walking gordon will be able to suggest spots for him. bear in mind there is no template for a good spot-sometimes the area is grassy, sometimes he like to poop in a bush. mostly, he likes the poop to be out of the way. we think this comes from when he was a young puppy, and the people at the farm where he used to live would throw things at the giant pack of rotweiler puppies when they started to poop somewhere where they could see.
q: why does gordon act like he\'s been abused?
a: we\'ve been trying to figure that one out forever. ariel\'s had him since he was 6 weeks old, and she doesn\'t hit animals. probably it has something to do with him being a runt in the litter-all his brothers were big dopey rots, and he has a more slender lab appearance, so he probably got his share of beatings in the womb. he\'s mercurial.
q: why does gordon \"do bitings\"?
a: we think that\'s his nervous response to everything. although, it may have its root from when ariel was in college, living with a bunch of dirty hippies with fleas.
q: why does gordon get \"stinkface\"?
a: he likes to diguise himself from bigger dogs. he thinks \"i\'ll just smell like a nice dead bird and nobody\'ll know i\'m here\".
q: what are some ways to address gordon?
a: \"best boy\" sometimes pronounced \"bist buwey\" as in \"he IS bist buueey\". \"speak boy,\" \"stink face,\" \"peanutbutter eyebrows,\" \"dancing peanutbutter,\" \"puppycakes,\" \"best swimming boy,\" and \"a real best boy\" are also acceptable.
q: why does \"his lip get all messed up\"?
a: sometimes, when he\'s very focused, like on \"some fishes\" or a nice work of art, he\'ll close his mouth carelessly and get a hanglip.
q: what are some of the grammamtical subtleties i need to know to communicate with gordon?
a: he can spell, but only a few words like \"w-a-l-k\" and \"l-e-a-s-h\". also, present tense and third person are usually prefered such as \"gordon goes to the puppy park\" and \"gordon wants a treat\". however, the grammar is always in dispute.
q: what kinds of music does gordon like?
a: the more off-the-wall, the better. he especially likes conlon nancarrow and karlheinz stockhausen. seriously.
q: why is he so goddamn cute?
a: because he has no soul.
q: why doesn\'t he have a soul?
a: because he\'s so goddamn cute.
q: is he a girl? is he a miniature lassie? OMF HE\'S SOOOO CUTE
a: no, kind of, he\'s the devil.
q: where does oliver like to poop?
a: in the same spot in the neighbor\'s ivy every day.
q: why does he get up all indignant when i sit next to him?
a: because he\'s a little bastard.
q: what kinds of music does oliver like?
a: pop music, like kelly clarkson and ashlee simpson.
q: can i pet him?
a: you can try.
q: is he really that cute?
a: you\'d want to drop an anvil on him.
Electronic Music other: ten year goal reached
Written October 14 2008
in between crushing bolts of depression delivered by the titanium grip of global capital and resounding through the mechanism of hollywood, which finally vibrates to a gnaw within the hamlet of my contracted pro tools HD rig, in between that and molasses sleep cushioned by animals, i have achieved a persistent goal of mine.
i can play a 60/4 rythym. finally. in doing this, it's as much of a revelation as i thought it would be. there are at least 6 ways to hear the same pattern. 20 made linear over a 3, 15 made linear over a 4, and 12 made linear over a 5. and the opposites.
a true skull fuck. only possible by walking a half hour to the bus every day. thanks world.
now i can get it tatooed on my leg. should have done it 10 years ago so i wouldn't have to keep writing it down:/
DONT SHAT EM
*considers retracting his silly remark on the basis that it was a childish response based on not understanding what the fudge astroid was on about...not to mention it being a bit of an 'in gag'* hmmmmm. was trying to show my excitement for your achievement astroid...!
No, you just like to show your excitement full stop.
*hangs head in shame*...you got me zanf. in fact i got thrown out of halls at uni (and nearly arrested) for 'showing my excitment' to some greek girls...
oh, sorry astroid........*HANDS BLOG BACK*
Care to post a snippet of what it sounds like?
yeah seriously, mp3 or stfu
daswesen: I hope that wasn't directed at sAMsKi
lol. ahahaha, so do i...for your sakes.
in a matter of fact it was!
yeah seriously, mp3
stfu is not an option.
now you have to find other musicians who can feel that too :P good luck
edit: btw i only recently discovered how to fell 3 on 4 and 4 on 3. just like 4/4 i feel like 6/8 in some circumstances. but i still cannot feel that at command
good. now you can begin down the long, arduous road of understanding why.
u mean like nintendo 60/4?
and also i think it's innappropriate for u to be posting goals u reach with ten year olds on here.. PEDOROID
Unknownforce said: "Care to post a snippet of what it sounds like?"
amazingly, undistinguishable from a porno soundtrack.
well done, next try 3,456,785/34,000,000,000
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