the asalato is used by african ninjas since ancient times.
it makes crazy percussive syncopated rhythms to confuse and distract the enemy.
can also be thrown for deadly impact.
i dug up a long forgotten promotion video made by a skilled japanese warrior to impress the local african shogun:
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you can't buy these anywhere, the legend says you find asalato only in kalahari desert attached to the hoofes of a karibu struck down by lightning.
mastering the technique takes up to 60 years because they can cut your fingers off the instant you touch them, asalato strings are as sharp as the teeth of a grizzly bear!
and that's why they're also called Grizzly Balls.
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Written December 05 2008
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damnit i thought this was about sex toys. judging from the pic
you learn something new everyday, don't you
So many testicle jokes... I.. I cannot... I'm stumped.
I'm told that the avocado was named that by the Aztecas, who called them "avocatl", which means, of course, in their language, "testicles".
Avocatls grow in pairs in the wild. There also exist on this planet, Latin percussion square box-like drums called "cajones" (means "cartons"), not to be confused with "cohones". And that's enough ball trivia for today. Signup to comment
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