my friend eric klein works for kpfa in san fran, he phone interviewed me and played a lusty 30 minute interview on the radio today. woot. talking about surviving in LA.
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What does it take to make a living as an artist in L.A.? On Open Book today we'll hear from freelancer Scott Bruzenak, who's many gigs have put him in touch with every tentacle of the entertainment industry at the bottom rung. How does he stay sane, creative, and pay rent?
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GORDON FAQ: q: where does gordon like to poop? a: he is very picky about where he likes to poop. he tends to choose a different area everytime, about a mile away from the house on a walk. sometimes the person walking gordon will be able to suggest spots for him. bear in mind there is no template for a good spot-sometimes the area is grassy, sometimes he like to poop in a bush. mostly, he likes the poop to be out of the way. we think this comes from when he was a young puppy, and the people at the farm where he used to live would throw things at the giant pack of rotweiler puppies when they started to poop somewhere where they could see. q: why does gordon act like he\\\'s been abused? a: we\\\'ve been trying to figure that one out forever. ariel\\\'s had him since he was 6 weeks old, and she doesn\\\'t hit animals. probably it has something to do with him being a runt in the litter-all his brothers were big dopey rots, and he has a more slender lab appearance, so he probably got his share of beatings in the womb. he\\\'s mercurial. q: why does gordon \\"do bitings\\"? a: we think that\\\'s his nervous response to everything. although, it may have its root from when ariel was in college, living with a bunch of dirty hippies with fleas. q: why does gordon get \\"stinkface\\"? a: he likes to diguise himself from bigger dogs. he thinks \\"i\\\'ll just smell like a nice dead bird and nobody\\\'ll know i\\\'m here\\". q: what are some ways to address gordon? a: \\"best boy\\" sometimes pronounced \\"bist buwey\\" as in \\"he IS bist buueey\\". \\"speak boy,\\" \\"stink face,\\" \\"peanutbutter eyebrows,\\" \\"dancing peanutbutter,\\" \\"puppycakes,\\" \\"best swimming boy,\\" and \\"a real best boy\\" are also acceptable. q: why does \\"his lip get all messed up\\"? a: sometimes, when he\\\'s very focused, like on \\"some fishes\\" or a nice work of art, he\\\'ll close his mouth carelessly and get a hanglip. q: what are some of the grammamtical subtleties i need to know to communicate with gordon? a: he can spell, but only a few words like \\"w-a-l-k\\" and \\"l-e-a-s-h\\". also, present tense and third person are usually prefered such as \\"gordon goes to the puppy park\\" and \\"gordon wants a treat\\". however, the grammar is always in dispute. q: what kinds of music does gordon like? a: the more off-the-wall, the better. he especially likes conlon nancarrow and karlheinz stockhausen. seriously. OLIVER FAQ: q: why is he so goddamn cute? a: because he has no soul. q: why doesn\\\'t he have a soul? a: because he\\\'s so goddamn cute. q: is he a girl? is he a miniature lassie? OMF HE\\\'S SOOOO CUTE a: no, kind of, he\\\'s the devil. q: where does oliver like to poop? a: in the same spot in the neighbor\\\'s ivy every day. q: why does he get up all indignant when i sit next to him? a: because he\\\'s a little bastard. q: what kinds of music does oliver like? a: pop music, like kelly clarkson and ashlee simpson. q: can i pet him? a: you can try. q: is he really that cute? a: you\\\'d want to drop an anvil on him. My Gear
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Written December 19 2008
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HOLY SHIT! listening. storytime. yaay.
STARRING BRUCE BOXLIGHTNER FROM BABYLON FIVE! YUSS
i love your voice. it reminds me of fozy the bear meats yogi bear.
all in all, bear. i should teach douchebag lessons
you should have heard the phone convo between me and hecanjog. two 200 lb teddy bears cursing their teeth out in muted baritones.
aren't you glad i gave him your new number?
he was surly and drunk
as usuual.
this is lovely
just the right thing to listen to when it's 4.50am and you're lying alone in your bed, a bit sexually frustrated because all the girls you were hitting on were stupid frigid bitches and you're in need of a calm and soothing voice to ground you.- at least i had 1hour thai massage today i might or might not fap to this Lots of talk about eating crap. I approve.
oh scott... i keep cracking up while you say those things over the melting song...
aww i finished listening.. you're so super rad.
 What? No mention of The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror?
Great interview! I think my favorite part is the thought of a bunch of people hearing "Worse for the Wear", wondering what in the world is going on.
brilliant, hilarious stuff, with some cool music to boot.
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