this fine gentleman leaves elusive literature laying around on the ground of sherman oaks.
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Dr. White Goldfish King Ph. D
"Now considered a legend, a pioneer, an icon, a creator, a medical doctor, university school professor, political analyst, reverend bishop, philosopher, author, writer, novelist, screenwriter, songwriter, poet, newspaper and newsmagazine columnist, Dr. King is also a businessman with highly-esteemed expertise in general marketing, advertisement and public relation consultant, real estate investor, financial business investor, entrepreneur, general consultant and general contractor, businessman, movie producer, music producer, music singer, portraitist, photographer, fashion designer, and an innovator who is the first Cuban-American scientist to invent television cell phone. "
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a FAQ for ariel\\\'s dogs
GORDON FAQ: q: where does gordon like to poop? a: he is very picky about where he likes to poop. he tends to choose a different area everytime, about a mile away from the house on a walk. sometimes the person walking gordon will be able to suggest spots for him. bear in mind there is no template for a good spot-sometimes the area is grassy, sometimes he like to poop in a bush. mostly, he likes the poop to be out of the way. we think this comes from when he was a young puppy, and the people at the farm where he used to live would throw things at the giant pack of rotweiler puppies when they started to poop somewhere where they could see. q: why does gordon act like he\\\'s been abused? a: we\\\'ve been trying to figure that one out forever. ariel\\\'s had him since he was 6 weeks old, and she doesn\\\'t hit animals. probably it has something to do with him being a runt in the litter-all his brothers were big dopey rots, and he has a more slender lab appearance, so he probably got his share of beatings in the womb. he\\\'s mercurial. q: why does gordon \\"do bitings\\"? a: we think that\\\'s his nervous response to everything. although, it may have its root from when ariel was in college, living with a bunch of dirty hippies with fleas. q: why does gordon get \\"stinkface\\"? a: he likes to diguise himself from bigger dogs. he thinks \\"i\\\'ll just smell like a nice dead bird and nobody\\\'ll know i\\\'m here\\". q: what are some ways to address gordon? a: \\"best boy\\" sometimes pronounced \\"bist buwey\\" as in \\"he IS bist buueey\\". \\"speak boy,\\" \\"stink face,\\" \\"peanutbutter eyebrows,\\" \\"dancing peanutbutter,\\" \\"puppycakes,\\" \\"best swimming boy,\\" and \\"a real best boy\\" are also acceptable. q: why does \\"his lip get all messed up\\"? a: sometimes, when he\\\'s very focused, like on \\"some fishes\\" or a nice work of art, he\\\'ll close his mouth carelessly and get a hanglip. q: what are some of the grammamtical subtleties i need to know to communicate with gordon? a: he can spell, but only a few words like \\"w-a-l-k\\" and \\"l-e-a-s-h\\". also, present tense and third person are usually prefered such as \\"gordon goes to the puppy park\\" and \\"gordon wants a treat\\". however, the grammar is always in dispute. q: what kinds of music does gordon like? a: the more off-the-wall, the better. he especially likes conlon nancarrow and karlheinz stockhausen. seriously. OLIVER FAQ: q: why is he so goddamn cute? a: because he has no soul. q: why doesn\\\'t he have a soul? a: because he\\\'s so goddamn cute. q: is he a girl? is he a miniature lassie? OMF HE\\\'S SOOOO CUTE a: no, kind of, he\\\'s the devil. q: where does oliver like to poop? a: in the same spot in the neighbor\\\'s ivy every day. q: why does he get up all indignant when i sit next to him? a: because he\\\'s a little bastard. q: what kinds of music does oliver like? a: pop music, like kelly clarkson and ashlee simpson. q: can i pet him? a: you can try. q: is he really that cute? a: you\\\'d want to drop an anvil on him. My Gear
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Written December 31 2008
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While it doesn't quite compare to this wonderful book:
"Driving with my beautiful rich blonde Supermodel wife Darling Destiny King now in our white WGK LIMOUSINE, I could tell she was happy and feeling good and entertained like me tonight in our White King Hotel Casino Resort. We were both dressed expensively and gorgeously and richly." Anything by Renay Jackson is sure to please. link dude is a millionaire celebrity and there's only one friggin photograph of him?
Recent blogs: where do i begin?, eerie
??? is there something to laugh at? something to be worried of? surely it's an hoax... and bad conceived too. but why should that be of interest? does that kind of literature have an audience in the u.s.?
i dont get it and if astroid posts something i dont get, i start thinking that i'm not that witty as i often wish i was he leaves random pieces of handwritten paper laying around on the ground that say "WHITE G. KING 12/27/08 CUBA", among other random things. i've been seeing these for a few months, so it made me happy to find one with a website, and even happier to find that his schtick is so lofty.
it looks like his publisher is actually accepting submissions. link
i've been sitting on this jurassic park meets davinci code screenplay for a while. maybe i should adapt it to a novel. Signup to comment
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