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Written January 04 2009
SHOOOOSHHH
quick! go hide inside a bunker london citizens because the distant rumble you are feeling
is a deadly rocket blasting off from the continent.
i'ts evil mission is to bring terror and beats to the island and it's impact is imminent!
so put on your gasmasks and prepare for nights of fear and loathing,
because teh tylth is coming to your measly little town!
well, actually i'm here already, staying for around 2 months
staying in kensington near the dr.jeckyl and mr.hyde park
today i had some mushrooms and that explains the occourances of 3-headed astroids in my vincinity
uh, if any london natives know some good spots for electronic music and wicked
contemporary art shoot a defence missile my way, also would be glad about meeting
some of you london guys - except for zanf, i've heard he picks his nose in public (j/K)

BOOOOOOM
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Jan 19*
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tylth
well here it goes:
FRIDAY
on duty until 20.30pm
got drunk at home
went to a pub in notthing hill
drank a small guiness and had a cigarette outside when a little black guy with a goldtooth approached me asking if i was "okay for tonight"
bought some weed
hit on the cute waitress in the pub with my pickupline for tonight: "hey wanna go to your place, listen to some records, smoke weed and make out?"
she promised me next time
went to the notting hill arts club where i spent 1h waiting in the line and met a lovely girl from ireland who studied in berlin for 2 years and spoke german surprisingly well
the party seemed to happen outside but eventually we got in
gave my jacket to the cloakroom for 1quid and had my cellphone stolen 
drank a beer danced a bit to stupid music
then we took a cab with her friends to a place where we would drink wine, smoke the shitty weed and somebody played guitar and we would sit around until the first tube would take me home
SATURDAY
had a coffee and not even a minute sleep
went to oxford circus had another coffee
and another cappucino at another place waiting for the shops to open
bought a new prepaid cellphone, not an expensive one
got me some new sneakers at a shop called size were the dude would use a radio to order the ones that would fit me
it was really mellow shopping on a saturday morning because there were not many people around
then i went back to the place we hang out the night before because i forgot the weed
after some attempts i found the right doorbell
then i went home and slept for 3 hours i think
had a shower, got drunk again and went to the BLOOD MOON gig in camden, Analog's band
the place was at the end of some industrial road and took me a long time to find it but i enjoyed walking around with my new shoes
had a beer at another pup and outside was a dude with hash that he would smoke pure in a pipe i let him use my fire and had a huge drag on the pipe in return
the venue was a pup with steep stairs that let into a little dungeon where the gig was going to happen
there was a guy with a guitar and some pedals and he was terrible, could barely understand his lyrics
up next was BLOOD MOON with analog going mental on the drums and a girl that would play guitar and bass and tortured a spring reverb with a stringbow
they had a little sine osc on the tom and that thing made some deep bass with lfo and it was a raw and intense experience
i liked how they would play the whole gig without a pause, but the rhythm analog would play on the drums in the first part was a bit too repetitive imho, but they put a lot of passion in the performance so it was okay
afterwars we shook hands chewed the fat a little and i left soon because i was still tired and exhausted from the night before
outside it was terribly windy and bloody freaking rainy lol
had some fries and a veggie burger at a turkish diner near the station for 3.20quid
took the tube home, got home at midnight and went directly into a deep and refreshing sleep
VOILA!
01/20/09
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Analog
Wicked, cheers for coming down mate, was great to meet you!
Glad you (mostly) liked the set too!
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Jan 23*
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tylth
this is how to make a low-cost nutricious sandwich:
in sainsbury you put on the counter the following:
- Warburtons Medium Sliced White Bread, innit
- Marmite Yeast Extract (i prefer Marmite over Vegemite)
- a bag of McCoy's Ridge Cut Potato Chips (Barbecue Chicken, Roast Ham & Mustard and Flame Grilled Steak flavoured), innit
~> outside, on a bench of your choice or at home you apply the extract to the bread with your index finger or with a knife,
then simply put the chips between (open the little bag first) and dig in.
yummy!
02/03/09
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tylth
so i've been terribly sick last week, with a dreadful cough and lots of yellow smegma, might have been tubercolosis at one point but i drank a lot of peppermint tea and have at this point recovered 98% of my stallion-like health.
also there is a little black mouse in front of our window, i named it Gwym (genderless) and he is a little ninja because he can climb up straight walls and moves really really fast on his little ninjafeet. i feed it with white bread and cigarette buds for dinner but he has to combat against the evil shogun's pigeons who are as keen on the bread as he is himself. he's a fighter and he reminds me of myself when i was his age.
02/03/09
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elronhubbard
where yu from originally tylth?
02/03/09
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tylth
tylth was born and raised in the rainforests surrounding stuttgart, germany
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KidQuaalude
innit
02/04/09
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tylth
oh no! not you too KidQ!!
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tylth
i'm posting twitter updates lookalikes from now on:
@tylth got myself a black iPod classic 120gig as my birthday present! from the apple store where the employees say "cool" because they were probably briefed that way and a bloke called Stephen Fry held a lecture surrounded by lots of people but i don't really know him! happy happy 
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