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a FAQ for ariel\\\'s dogs
GORDON FAQ:
q: where does gordon like to poop?
a: he is very picky about where he likes to poop. he tends to choose a different area everytime, about a mile away from the house on a walk. sometimes the person walking gordon will be able to suggest spots for him. bear in mind there is no template for a good spot-sometimes the area is grassy, sometimes he like to poop in a bush. mostly, he likes the poop to be out of the way. we think this comes from when he was a young puppy, and the people at the farm where he used to live would throw things at the giant pack of rotweiler puppies when they started to poop somewhere where they could see.
q: why does gordon act like he\\\'s been abused?
a: we\\\'ve been trying to figure that one out forever. ariel\\\'s had him since he was 6 weeks old, and she doesn\\\'t hit animals. probably it has something to do with him being a runt in the litter-all his brothers were big dopey rots, and he has a more slender lab appearance, so he probably got his share of beatings in the womb. he\\\'s mercurial.
q: why does gordon \\"do bitings\\"?
a: we think that\\\'s his nervous response to everything. although, it may have its root from when ariel was in college, living with a bunch of dirty hippies with fleas.
q: why does gordon get \\"stinkface\\"?
a: he likes to diguise himself from bigger dogs. he thinks \\"i\\\'ll just smell like a nice dead bird and nobody\\\'ll know i\\\'m here\\".
q: what are some ways to address gordon?
a: \\"best boy\\" sometimes pronounced \\"bist buwey\\" as in \\"he IS bist buueey\\". \\"speak boy,\\" \\"stink face,\\" \\"peanutbutter eyebrows,\\" \\"dancing peanutbutter,\\" \\"puppycakes,\\" \\"best swimming boy,\\" and \\"a real best boy\\" are also acceptable.
q: why does \\"his lip get all messed up\\"?
a: sometimes, when he\\\'s very focused, like on \\"some fishes\\" or a nice work of art, he\\\'ll close his mouth carelessly and get a hanglip.
q: what are some of the grammamtical subtleties i need to know to communicate with gordon?
a: he can spell, but only a few words like \\"w-a-l-k\\" and \\"l-e-a-s-h\\". also, present tense and third person are usually prefered such as \\"gordon goes to the puppy park\\" and \\"gordon wants a treat\\". however, the grammar is always in dispute.
q: what kinds of music does gordon like?
a: the more off-the-wall, the better. he especially likes conlon nancarrow and karlheinz stockhausen. seriously.
OLIVER FAQ:
q: why is he so goddamn cute?
a: because he has no soul.
q: why doesn\\\'t he have a soul?
a: because he\\\'s so goddamn cute.
q: is he a girl? is he a miniature lassie? OMF HE\\\'S SOOOO CUTE
a: no, kind of, he\\\'s the devil.
q: where does oliver like to poop?
a: in the same spot in the neighbor\\\'s ivy every day.
q: why does he get up all indignant when i sit next to him?
a: because he\\\'s a little bastard.
q: what kinds of music does oliver like?
a: pop music, like kelly clarkson and ashlee simpson.
q: can i pet him?
a: you can try.
q: is he really that cute?
a: you\\\'d want to drop an anvil on him.
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Electronic Music other: what's the best way to explore new music?
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Written January 09 2009
say you were to hear of a new amazing style of music.
how would you go about exploring it?
here's some of my approaches:
1. ideally, I find a guide. this is someone who loves the style, has lived with it for years, and has a healthy respect for the geographics and history. they know all the big names and also have a personally developed taste that steers them near the fringes. they can tell you what is different about their favorite artists.
2. various wikis, toobs. this is another way. I can explore in a self-directed way. this takes longer because I have to listen and dig through a lot of extraneous stuff. I am getting better at that part. this has the additional benefit of being able to be quite cross-referenced, and I like to dig through time period and geographical area.
3. usually i don't like music press, even if it's dedicated to a genre with love. i think music should flow through fans, rather than through gatekeepers. there's obviously a lot of grey area here, and people can have great blogs and labels that are run for the love of music. those are great.
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jdg
take your time.
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sAMsKi
i don't know if this is sad or very very cool but i normally hear something i like and then ask my dad, who is pretty much what you describe in point 1 for a lot of the stuff i listen to. lucky me 
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Fant00m
interresting, only "new" thing i heard of was idm, glitch music, i found all the usual suspects (all the warp dudes) and since i just kept informed via the usual channels. Now i discover old music, from before my time. which are usually well documented on the net
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Fant00m
+ I usually look at the l;abel's roster, hit the name of the "new" band i like on last.fm or when i am in the states on pandorra radio.
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monkvolcano
just ask around at guitar center.
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adcBicycle
i sadly mostly use lists and reviews... which is crappy cause it results in "discovering" music the hipsters think is cool.
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Roshi
Pandora, last.fm, itunes Genius?
Also, there are a lot of great music blogs, like Mutant Sounds.
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astroid
pandora seems to be pretty good
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Fant00m
Roshi said: "Pandora, last.fm, itunes Genius?
Also, there are a lot of great music blogs, like Mutant Sounds."
yes there are some pretty good blogs out there, also podcasts of niche music etc. there are agregators thats search blogs/podcasts. try hypem.com
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astroid
i pandora'd myself. very strange.
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Roshi
astroid said: "i pandora'd myself. very strange."
I don't rate, but I hope it matches you on 14 dimensions of compatibility
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yghartsyrt
mostly it's just friends, who introduce me to new genres and music. luckily enough lots of of my friends share a complete different taste in music – with some overlaps here and there. so basically they have a feeling what i might dig and quite often they are right.
plus some blogs and asking people in record stores result in some great finding. nothing really beat digging through crates of records. especially in stores you don't visit often or even for the first time and carries music one usually doesn't listen to
also, i'm writing for magazines and get quite a bit of promo cds and stuff.
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astroboy
i only listen to emo.
mtv keeps me updated.
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Roshi
astroboy said: "i only listen to emo.
mtv keeps me updated."
LOL(?)
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jdg
why listen to new music, when msft can help u make your own?!?!
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