It gave me the scare of my life today, I flipped out and almost walked myself to the hospital which is nicecly located right around the of the street. Needless to say, I don't think im going to drink red gatorade for a long time, or until I forget about this crazy event. Houston, Texas, USA
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Written February 01 2009 , Tags: gatorade, poop, colors, damn
So lateley iv'e been drinking a bunch of gatorade, everything was fine and then about 3 days into drinking blue gatorade everyday my poop had turned candy blue, just like the gatorade. And it was funny and i told my best friend that i had been having smurf babies :P. After a couple days I got tired of it so I switched to orange and yellow gatorade. Well my poop went back to normal and everything all good... until recently when I ran out of orange and yellow gatorade and without thinking picked red
It gave me the scare of my life today, I flipped out and almost walked myself to the hospital which is nicecly located right around the of the street. Needless to say, I don't think im going to drink red gatorade for a long time, or until I forget about this crazy event.Comments
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try some juice...a healthy substitute
fact: red gatorade has coal tar byproducts in it link
hm gunna have to switch to blue gatorade now, this sounds fun
i wanna poop blue too.
try yellow and blue and see if it comes out green my borthers, two friends and i turned our poops blue as kids putting food coloring on our food. all in the name of freaking out other kids... something about blue oat meal can do that. i bet if you planed it out you could make you poop have different colored bands like as if you had taken a core sample... from your butt.
i hope i have successfully degenerated this conversation to a new childish low. Yea seanh im kinda curious to find out if you can poop different colored bands, im sure you can since there was part of the turd that was regular color.
dkarma, the yellow isn't yellow enough, maybe just drink a small bottle of yellow food coloring with the blue? eat a pound of raw carrots.
that will teach you the meaning of poop hmmm yeah food coloring, but that's not as fun as eating a case of lemonhedz
man that would be so awesome if you could crap a rainbow.
you know what else is great.
water Silly jdg water is ancient, synthetic fluids are the wave of the future. They got electrolytes, what plants crave. :P
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gatorade is totes water2.0 XD
elronhubbard said: "man that would be so awesome if you could crap a rainbow." Check my profile headline, it's been like that for over a year: link reminds me of my friend's poop expecriment
Corn Experiment I. TITLE a. THE CORN EXPERIMENT II. PURPOSE: a. The purpose of this experiment is to determine the corn in poop at predetermined intervals of a strict diet of only corn. Liquids that are allowed are water, milk, orange juice, apple juice, beer, and Wild Turkey. III. HYPOTHESIS: a. After three days of strict corn dieting, the subject will begin to poop nothing but corn. The passing of absolute corn may indicate following: i. Zero caloric intake from solid foods (neglecting cooking oils and butter used to prepare corn)—since there is no digestion taking place, the assumption can be made that the subject is taking on no calories. ii. Weight loss—as the subject’s body searches for nutrients it will begin burning the natural stores of fat deposits. IV. MATERIALS: a. Subject (myself) b. Corn c. Stove d. Skillet (I like to pan fry my corn) e. Butter (for preparation) f. Salt. g. Notebook/Pencil h. Toilet i. Wiping paper j. Magazines/Newspaper V. PROCEDURE: a. Get hungry. b. Place skillet on heated stovetop & prepare corn in skillet with butter. Salt to taste. c. Eat corn. Accompany only with allowable liquids d. Wait for urge to poop. e. Poop. Use magazine/newspapers as preferred. f. Observe poop. Estimate and record number of kernels. g. Wipe. h. After poop has become 100% corn, continue for two whole days. Record any weight loss that may occur. VI. DATA COLLECTION a. DAY 1 i. POOP 1: No signs of corn. ii. POOP 2: Some corn. 5 to 10 kernels. Might be from the chicken pot pie from the night before, however iii. POOP 3: Not feeling so good. Little pooplets. No sign of corn. b. DAY 2 i. POOP 1: Runny poop. Some corn. 10-12 kernels. ii. POOP 2: Not feeling so good. More corn. 10-15 kernels. iii. POOP 3: Hurts to poop. More corn. 20-25 kernels. c. DAY 3 i. POOP 1: Hurts to poop. Kernels mixed with pooplets. More kernels. Signs of fatigue. 25-30 kernels. ii. POOP 2. More pain. More kernels. More pooplets. 25-30 kernels iii. POOP 3. Pain increases. Kernel count is topping off. 25-30 kernels. d. DAY 4 i. POOP 1: Hurts real bad to poop. Real tired of corn. 25-30 kernels. ii. POOP 2: This isn’t fun anymore. Hurts to sit, stand. 30-35 kernals. Corn/Poop ratio estimated maximum = 20% wt iii. POOP 3: Pain too great. Must suspend experiment until later date. Begin recovery. VII. CONCLUSION a. As stated in the Data Collection subject never reached 100% corn phase and thus never reached a period of zero caloric-intake. No weight loss was observed. Extreme discomfort of subject suggests this is not an effective dieting or weight loss strategy. VIII. DISCUSSION & CRITICISM a. The following changes could be made to improve the ease of data collection, experimental efficiency, and accuracy of this experiment: i. Provide Preparation H as a listed necessary material ii. Minimize chewing to lessen the amount of digested corn (The outer layer of the kernel is what prevents most corn from being digested. Once this layer is broken complete digestion of the kernel takes place) iii. Provide weight of poop using one of two methods: 1. Poop on a scale 2. Find a really accurate (0.01 lbs) scale. Weigh before pooping. Weigh after pooping. Calculate the change in shit. Page 1 | 2
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