so this morning, I was taking a shower, and I casually looked southward. no penis. wtf? I guess I had just always assumed it was there but somehow I finally took a gander today and guess what? Nothing? I guess i'll have to buy more gameboys and nanoloop carts to make up for it. shit! Anyone going to hook a brother up?
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Written July 01 2009 , Tags: lacking, penis, wtf?
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loose more weight
its called being a girl
hook you up with a penis or a gameboy cart?
i guess it doesn't really matter cuz either way the answer is no...for different reasons. GrapeApe said: "loose more weight" tighten your belt? cartesia said: " GrapeApe said: "loose more weight" tighten your belt?" who wears a belt in the shower? not me and obviously you. you must have accidentally left it in the 'tucked' position after your last venture into the big city
well... i guess it's there somewhere still, dun worry. but i think you should ask another person to find it for you... other persons may have a better view on your genital region and may help you to find it... you may be surprised to know it's always been there.
so go ask someone to help you in the quest Are you Frank from The Wasp Factory?
turn the water warmer
maybe you are ken, the no-penis-friend of barbie?
or, have you checked your ass? maybe it crawled in there? lol ricemutt attacks
southward lol nice one ricedogg you can have mine. i don't really use it anymore.
it's actually quite nice from what i've been told. big, hard, strong... it's also got two balls to go with it if need-be. sometimes when i'm really bored i tuck it into itself and cover it with my ball-sack so that there's a three-lump camel-toe. try it. i hear bagger stole it cuz it was bigger than his.
am I the only person that got the compensation joke?...
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