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Electronic Music discussion: This known as Hardware Disease.
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Written September 18 2009
Think you have hardware disease?
Think again!!
When cows out grazing in a beautiful pasture.But sometimes these pastures where cows live,can have old pieces of wire fences, nails, bits of discarded cans, etc.While grazing,a cow might accidently ingest a piece of metal.This drops to the bottom front of her stomach.Through all the powerful churning of her digestive system as the grass is digested, these pieces of metal can work themselves through the wall of the stomach or heart. Leaking digestive juices can cause infections that can be fatal to the cow.This known as Hardware Disease.
Cow magnets are popular with dairy farmers and veterinarians to help prevent Hardware Disease in their cattle.When a cow swallows a large smooth magnet, It lands in the first compartment of the stomach, and attracts the stray metal on its way by, holding it in a safe place. So that they do not penetrate the stomach wall. Therefore, it make sure to gain cows' appetite and increases milk output.
Sometimes We also offer Ceramic cow magnets according to customer requirement.this cow magnet below is made of ceramic 5 (strontium ferrite) magnet material; its special magnetization manner causes nails and other sharp metal objects line up along the length of the magnet where they are no longer a danger to the cow; the FDA-approved epoxy coating is gentle on the cow and helps protect the magnet from chipping; rounded corners ensure safe and easy passage to the reticulum.
We as electronic musicians have it easy!!
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09/18/09
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minisystem
ha. i used to play with cow magnets as a kid on the farm. this blog just brought back a super early childhood memory i'd completely forgotten.
09/18/09
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fakeBlooper
those are cow magnets?
all this time i've been using them as anus magnets.
09/18/09
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dkarma
glad to know i'm not the only one...hey pass me another anus magnet.
09/18/09
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cartesia
I ate a bitcrusher pedal once,
my farts sounded crunchy for weeks
09/18/09
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infradead
cartesia said: "I ate a bitcrusher pedal once,
my farts sounded crunchy for weeks"
are you really bagger288 in drag?
09/19/09
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cartesia
yes? I dont know
09/19/09
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bagger288
I have crunchy farts regardless most of the time... the sharts are the ones you have to watch out for
09/19/09
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cartesia
bagger288 said: "I have crunchy farts regardless most of the time... the sharts are the ones you have to watch out for"
hahah... yeah. . sharts and blarts.. hmm thatd be a good name for an EM duo
09/19/09
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Spark
bagger288 said: "I have crunchy farts regardless most of the time... the sharts are the ones you have to watch out for"
"We Have Explosive"
09/19/09
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dach
so if the cow has a chunk of pointy metal in its front stomach, and swallows a magnet, can someone please tell me how the situation is improved now that the cow has a chunk of pointy metal in its front stomach with a magnet attached to it?
Doesnt this make the metal lump bigger and heavier and so more awkward to pass, and also add an extra risk that the metal and magnet will attract, but pinch some tissue in between, thus locking the sharp metal and magnet in place?
Or is this just some absurd joke that i dont get?
09/19/09
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infradead
this does a better job explaining it than i can
link
09/20/09
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dach
crazy shit
09/20/09
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kenrestivo
Whatt? I thoght this was going to be a blog about Atom Heart Mother.
Boo.
09/23/09
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infradead
kenrestivo said: "Whatt? I thoght this was going to be a blog about Atom Heart Mother.
Boo."
my bad.
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