Here are my two efforts.
Q: What type of reverb did Lou Reed use to record "Take A Walk On The Wild Side"?
A: Transverb.
Q: How can a geeky, sun-dodging bedroom producer get a rippling six pack?
A: Break out the Absynth, fool!
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Written March 15 2010 , Tags: weak, plugin, jokes
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I love them both, but that second one is hilarious!
 Q: What do you call a dusty old guy that farts in a chair and walks away?
A: Vintage Warmer Why did Native Instruments call their plugin B4 II, when they could have just called it "One"? itijik said: "Why did Native Instruments call their plugin B4 II, when they could have just called it "One"?" ace! Q: What do you call a really fat gymnast?
A: Able-ton! Q: How do you get your lady going w/ five loops and one finger? A: Mixit! Q: What do a vagina and EM411 have in common?
A: They're both aural playgounds... Q: What do the end of the world and EM411 have in common?
A: Astroid Q: If a pez dispenser and a gameboy had sex what would the kid look like?
A: Pextris LooooLZZZ!
Q: Technically, what is the name for a dromedary's erection? A: CamelPhat. Q: What do em411 members put on their pancakes?
A: Smaple Syrup
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freqscan said: "Q: What do em411 members put on their pancakes? A: Smaple Syrup" I would have said smapple butter... Q: What's the most famous vst of all time?
A: The Monolisa Q: If you bought a new hard drive and ported all your VSTs except one which one did you forget?
A: Kitchen Sync. Q: What vst do you always need more of?
A:Dynamite Cowbell Signup to comment
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