RogerRoger said: "

On your testes? That's pretty harsh!!"

mlbot said: "well.... the camera people had this habit of filming you, and you said your piece, and then they kept filming, kinda staring at you like "well, don't have have anything INTERESTING to say?"

OMG If I was intersting I'd be a rockstar or something!"

MixerMan said: "As the band was making takes, I sat at the console and bopped my head around, as if I were thoroughly enjoying the playing. Occasionally, I’d get up and dance around a little, Lance would dance through my little area between the console and the counter, pretending to write down notes and enjoy himself. Even Fingaz was getting into the act, wearing his parka, and dancing all hip-hop to rock tunes. At one point he disconnected the Radar controller, brought it into the control room. He began frantically hitting buttons, pretending to be editing and yelling like a mo-fo—“Aw shit! That’s it baby! Now we got dat bad boy down, Wiggah!”

Between takes, I would talk to the band, telling them things like, “You’re on fire!” and giving them advice like, “Make it a bit more steamy in the Bridge!” and “The last chorus is a bit flat, sharpen it up!” I even threw in the obligatory, “It needs to be more green! Give me green!” The band looked at me strangely and said nothing. I was starting to regret my miserable little satire caught on film, and I now realize that this was a mistake. As much as I thought it would be funny for me to PLAY the caricature of an engineer on a rock session, I had finally realized that I already WAS that caricature of an engineer on a rock session, and so my act was similar to feeding a pig, pig. Not a good idea.

Since I could no longer enjoy myself with my new revelation that my life had been reduced to nothing short of trite, I decided to confess to Fingaz on camera that I might have gotten a little bit of pee on his parka. To add insult to injury, I explained to him that he was starting to smell a bit like urine and that it was becoming a bit of a problem. He just stared at me with a look that could kill, and I was doing everything in my power not to laugh.
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