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hows it going EM411?
this blog is for announcing the crappiest piece of equipment you've ever owned.
mine: Roland D2 groovebox.
why: ugly early-'90s orange paintjob. the junky d-pad feature was nowhere near excting as the kaoss pad and also replaced the mini-keyboard (and the spinback effect was total cheese). only phono and 1/8" jacks. had the general midi claps and gunshots (seriously like WTF?). and the worst part about it is that the machine didn't have enough processing power to play a pattern and mess with the effects at the same time - it would glitch up everytime you tried to do something mildly processor-intensive.
worst buy EVER. | |
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10/04/06
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soft
quip said: "i kinda like the mbox. it records guitars real well and doesn't fuck up as much as some interfaces. i am a whoreder of shit gear so amongst my tg33 and amstrad its difficult to decide as everything has its merits.
we had a quattro at work though and it was fucking shit."
you hoarder!
SELL US YER TG33!!!!
please?
10/04/06
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quip
no. its mine. i dont want it anywhere near your drunken manc fingers thank you very much.
10/04/06
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soft
hahahahahahaaaaaa!
screw you
COS IM NOT DRUNK!
yet
10/04/06
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quip
alright then well you can have it as long as you don't put it anywhere near that weird sequence thing of yours. you will stain it with confusion and much mockery of the musical order.
10/04/06
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soft
damn.
and the rm1x + a tg33 could make such sweet sweet love too. they are like PERFECT for eachother!!
seriously..... you wanna sell it???
10/04/06
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quip
well i dont use it much. but i have this rule about selling stuff. as in i never do. is this stupids?
10/04/06
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soft
hahaha.
i have that exact same rule!
but in this case yes its stupidz ;)
10/05/06
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electrodan
nice turd pic
10/05/06
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datathinner
thanks
10/05/06
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astroid
you can just tell that turd came out too quick
10/05/06
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jdg
or way too slowly
11/03/06
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astroid
i have another shitty piece of gear-my first tenor sax-it was a "bundy II" and had so many pad/spring issues that i learned quickly and permanently how to fix any wind instrument with an array of rubberbands. that saxophone earned the name "rubberband sax".
it's actually neck in neck with my current saxophone, a mexican conn alto, legendary among the conn lineage as being "that mexican pile of shit". often the clicking of the superhigh action (and i've had to repeatedly BEND parts of the metal to get it to work right) outshines the brassy loudness of the horn.
11/03/06
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KerrAvon
Halion Player. Claimed to be fully functional for creating and playing back your own samples. Actually turns out that's a shameless marketing lie. And the filter settings change at random.
02/03/07
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datathinner
bum. this one is fun.
10/23/07
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theflame
I want that Roland Groovebox SO BAD
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