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GORDON FAQ: q: where does gordon like to poop? a: he is very picky about where he likes to poop. he tends to choose a different area everytime, about a mile away from the house on a walk. sometimes the person walking gordon will be able to suggest spots for him. bear in mind there is no template for a good spot-sometimes the area is grassy, sometimes he like to poop in a bush. mostly, he likes the poop to be out of the way. we think this comes from when he was a young puppy, and the people at the farm where he used to live would throw things at the giant pack of rotweiler puppies when they started to poop somewhere where they could see. q: why does gordon act like he\\\'s been abused? a: we\\\'ve been trying to figure that one out forever. ariel\\\'s had him since he was 6 weeks old, and she doesn\\\'t hit animals. probably it has something to do with him being a runt in the litter-all his brothers were big dopey rots, and he has a more slender lab appearance, so he probably got his share of beatings in the womb. he\\\'s mercurial. q: why does gordon \\"do bitings\\"? a: we think that\\\'s his nervous response to everything. although, it may have its root from when ariel was in college, living with a bunch of dirty hippies with fleas. q: why does gordon get \\"stinkface\\"? a: he likes to diguise himself from bigger dogs. he thinks \\"i\\\'ll just smell like a nice dead bird and nobody\\\'ll know i\\\'m here\\". q: what are some ways to address gordon? a: \\"best boy\\" sometimes pronounced \\"bist buwey\\" as in \\"he IS bist buueey\\". \\"speak boy,\\" \\"stink face,\\" \\"peanutbutter eyebrows,\\" \\"dancing peanutbutter,\\" \\"puppycakes,\\" \\"best swimming boy,\\" and \\"a real best boy\\" are also acceptable. q: why does \\"his lip get all messed up\\"? a: sometimes, when he\\\'s very focused, like on \\"some fishes\\" or a nice work of art, he\\\'ll close his mouth carelessly and get a hanglip. q: what are some of the grammamtical subtleties i need to know to communicate with gordon? a: he can spell, but only a few words like \\"w-a-l-k\\" and \\"l-e-a-s-h\\". also, present tense and third person are usually prefered such as \\"gordon goes to the puppy park\\" and \\"gordon wants a treat\\". however, the grammar is always in dispute. q: what kinds of music does gordon like? a: the more off-the-wall, the better. he especially likes conlon nancarrow and karlheinz stockhausen. seriously. OLIVER FAQ: q: why is he so goddamn cute? a: because he has no soul. q: why doesn\\\'t he have a soul? a: because he\\\'s so goddamn cute. q: is he a girl? is he a miniature lassie? OMF HE\\\'S SOOOO CUTE a: no, kind of, he\\\'s the devil. q: where does oliver like to poop? a: in the same spot in the neighbor\\\'s ivy every day. q: why does he get up all indignant when i sit next to him? a: because he\\\'s a little bastard. q: what kinds of music does oliver like? a: pop music, like kelly clarkson and ashlee simpson. q: can i pet him? a: you can try. q: is he really that cute? a: you\\\'d want to drop an anvil on him. My Gear
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Written December 13 2006
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sorry about releasing again so soon.this is a little sound design novella i made a bit ago. the plot is rather silly. i'd tell you my plot, but maybe it's better to leave that to the listener. best listened to on headphones. 8 minutes long. Comments
you mean "8 minutes too long"
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haha actually pretty good.
i tihnk im half way thru. i diddn't want to try to figure out the narritive.. i just enjoyed the sounds and music bits. and when i say actually pretty good, i only expect SHIT from your BEEM ME UP SCOTTY attidude
that all you got? haven't even hurt my feelings yet.
lol i am weak.. give me a few months.
[sniff]
GO AWAY FUCKERS! [sob] i cant find my headphones
hold on, lemme get my gun.
this is excellent!! the field recordings sound superb
 thank you very much!
i enjoyed making this very much. yeah, professional sound libraries sound pretty nice. i don't own these sounds, so don't give me any money or the riaa might take my kidneys. where we're from, the birds sing a pertty song.
hey - these sound remotely familiar (foley sounds) nice work. its very visual. and clean lines... sounds like you are ready for tracking a movie. wow. but wtf "blizzard" ? great samples for the tunes too! the tape/dolby A/B switch is clever.cz yyyou're a trip
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lol fake foley-that my job
fake ass fake foley. i like the part just afer i peeed on yer mom.
the beat is cool.. those samples are frosh.. man i really really like the second song-like part. the melodic bell like synth.. it's really cool. that's my favorite part.. and the shifting of the reverb wetness is really clever and nicely done. lots o good stuff in here. doood. i made it all the way through. lol
luna-the blizzard part, in my mind, was supposed to be the sound of falling. tough thing to pull off without visuals. heh thanks for the listens. that bell synth is pure g2. pure g2 sequencing/synthesis fun. those are patches that pretty much play themselves-you set the key and timing, envelopes, range, and then sit back, balls in hand. i love the g2. a perfect wank synth. Signup to comment
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