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TOOTH - Lunch in Texas
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Author: tooth on August 19 2006
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Invite girls over to your place, put this on quite loud then jokingly suggest that everyone takes their clothes off and they actually will without even thinking about it or reporting you to the police.
I haven't tried this but I'm pretty sure it will work.
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08/19/06
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tooth
I'm truly sorry for releasing this. I've had a hard week.
08/19/06
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papergoose
catchy.
and fun.
Maybe old ladies would strip to this.
Or children.
Not enough funk for the hot 20-something birds though.
Good track, none-the-less.
Also: this sounds nothing like texas.
edited: Aug 19 2006
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tooth
The girls WILL strip but not in a sexual way. They will simply remove all their clothes and continue about their day to day business of thinking about puppies and the best way to clean a colander.
And: You don't know what happened to me in Texas mate ;).
08/19/06
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jdg
my wife is now naked.
whats next?
08/19/06
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tooth
Try jokingly suggesting that she call her dad and tell him that she's decided to become a professional kick boxer.
08/19/06
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papergoose
what happened in Texas?
Was I involved?
08/19/06
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tooth
I don't think you were involved unless you were controlling 50 radio controlled polka dot rats with a highly modified electric bassoon thus the rats run and dance in time with the bassoon but the rats went wrong and did a malfunction and ate the highly modified bassoonist causing him to die and be their lunch and it was in a town in Texas called Texas and you'd be dead now anyway so it can't be you, or can it?
08/19/06
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papergoose
you never know.
08/19/06
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Adjective
i'm in Texas, maybe i'm somehow responsible.
this is playing while i'm watching a Mike Tyson marathon on espn classic
08/20/06
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astroid
this is the sex. it's almost fetishistic like a corporate video, but then just cool enough with those panning counterpoints and the smacky drums. ahhh. i think you should call this "donkey punch wife swap trailer park sunrise"
08/20/06
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astroid
that sounded bad. i really think this is great.
08/20/06
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tooth
No that sounded good, you were right on the money- corporate video muzak, that's the track's edge, you should hate it, but it won't let you.
I used to be momsazombie by the way, changed my name because Mom's a Zombie is my leisurewear label. How cool am I?
08/21/06
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energygiant
youre about 59% cool
08/21/06
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tooth
At what percentage cool does the wearing of sunglasses become necessary? Also, I don't smoke or take drugs and have a clean driving license. Will this affect my rating?
08/21/06
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mlbot
"Toof" woulda been cooler.
But this is pretty cool. I say 63% cool, which is still 17% shy of the sunglasses requirement.
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