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11/10/06 + Unknownforce

today's wtf:
A paedophile seduced a girl of 12 — then lived in her bedroom for THREE MONTHS without her mother finding out.
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04/23/07 + mlbot

and cortortionist scatophagists

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04/23/07 + ignatius

1 square? great idea sheryl. now please lower that rag soaked in paint thinner from your face. she's gotta be huffing something to come up w/a "simple way to help the environment that's that dumb. how bout you switch your tour busses to biodeisel you douche.

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04/23/07 + Adjective

on toilet paper conservation:
if a website or book launched to inform the masses on the art of the "clean break," then this 1 square thing could definitely happen.
clean break, checkwipe, flush. what a world that would be

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04/23/07 + Roshi

I'm sorry sheryl, but the increased number of skidmarks and the consequent extra effort to wash and erradicate them more than completely offsets any gains from the use of said one square.

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04/24/07 + KidQuaalude

yikes

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04/24/07 + Roshi

Just saw the headline...ooogh.

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04/24/07 + soft

holy shitballs!!!!
my stomach just did that fluttery thing when you read something really......uuuuggggg

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04/24/07 + bsr

nooo!!!!!!! i've had this sent to me 3 times already! - and now here too.

grimmed out. feel ill.

04/24/07 + electrodan

wow. not the best dining experience.

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04/24/07 + Roshi

I imagine Sheryl Crow was there whining that the EMTs were using too much gauze.

"When my throat was cut by an obsessed fan, I only used a square inch of gauze to stop the bleeding. Also, I make my own tampons out of old out of fashion neckties."

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edited: Apr 24 2007 + ignatius

auto castration is messed up. read the excerpt of "big red son" from david foster wallace's "consider the lobster"

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edited: Apr 25 2007 + following

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edited: Apr 25 2007 + colin

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04/25/07 + akida

lol @ fake Sheryl Crow comment about TP. it just proved how gullible we all are

04/25/07 + ignatius

akida said: "lol @ fake Sheryl Crow comment about TP. it just proved how gullible we all are"

it was on the colbert report last night.

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